oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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