Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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