worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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