Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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