You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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