with your own penis?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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