I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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