It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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