Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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