Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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