Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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