Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
bring money and cleavage
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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