i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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