OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I'm bleeding and have questions
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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