haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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