Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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