and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize