Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Enjoy the penises
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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