i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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