No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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