I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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