All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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