I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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