Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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