No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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