i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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