apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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