nutella sex= disaster
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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