I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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