He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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You're like the curious george of whores
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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