So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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