just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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