how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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