she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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