I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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