I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's Friday. Sex?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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