You work out of a Hotel?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
my poor anus
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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