Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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