she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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