Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In America we eat man semen.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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