She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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