That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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