So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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