So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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