dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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