this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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