can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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