I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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