It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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