Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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